艾德思：来看看史上最毒舌最搞笑的审稿意见



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审稿人什么的最令人讨厌了!花费数以周记甚至数以月计的时间,终于把文章写到自己觉得完美无缺,满怀希望把文章投递出去.您心想发表文章的过程肯定会非常轻松,仿佛看到自己的文章印成铅字在您眼前,别做梦了!

审稿人会让您感到绝望甚至想自杀的,当然,如果他们心情好的话,可能只需要您回到电脑前做一下修改.说真的,审稿人提出的那些无关紧要,毫无意义的问题和评论到底有什么用?

审稿人跟您的沟通要么热情诚恳,要么郑重其事,但是审稿人与期刊编辑之间的沟通就随意多了.您知道审稿人在背着您说您的哪些坏话吗?请往下看. 从2001年至2011年,每年都会发布一份审稿建议集锦,让人在严肃/认真的学术研究之余体会下审稿人的幽默与诙谐,这些审稿建议有的让人开怀大笑,有的让人哭笑不得,下面列举了小编最喜欢的几条,让大家见识一下什么叫史上最毒舌的最搞笑的审稿建议.

毒舌搞笑篇

1. Reject – More holes than my grandad's string vest!

拒发.漏洞比我爷爷的网眼背心上的网眼还多!

2. "Done! Difficult task, I don't wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach." 搞定了!太不容易了.我才不想装着一脑子便秘和粪便菌落来度假.但是,一朝做了审稿人,永远都是审稿人,到哪儿都是审稿人.在科学研究的荒漠中,我们是勇敢的童子军.即使在洒满阳光的沙滩上也是.哼! 3. "This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author's email ID so they can't use the online system in future." 这篇文章烂到家了.请彻底拒稿,然后封了作者的账号,免得他日后继续投稿. 4. "The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about." 写作水平和数据展示让我整个人都不好了,我不得不提前下班,早点回家,甚至开始怀疑人生. 5. "The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style." 这篇稿件的写作风格太糟糕了,审得我都不想活了. 6. "The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student." 就算回到本科生时期,我都会拒掉这种水平的投稿. 7. "This paper is awfully written. There is no adequate objective and no reasonable conclusion. The literature is quoted at random and not in the context of argument. I have doubts about the methods and whether the effort of data gathering is sufficient to arrive at a useful conclusion." 这篇文章写得太烂了.目的不明确,结论不合理.引文都是乱引的,跟正文的论证完全对不上号.我怀疑这样的实验方式,也怀疑他们收集的数据不足以得出有效结论. 8. "Season's Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days." 节日快乐!回复慢了,真抱歉.有一只烤鹅妨碍我,让我几天都没顾得上回邮件.

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